Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Burkinan spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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