Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Burkinan spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mushy peas soggy lettuce over-cooked pasta canned prunes stale bread a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese stinky tofu the last Rolo a stale biscuit

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