Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Bulgarian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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