Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Bulgarian spy throwing …

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mushy peas canned prunes a wedge of blue cheese stinky tofu Brussels sprouts over-cooked pasta the last Rolo a plate of soggy nachos yesterday's fish a box of dead mice

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