Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Bulgarian spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

yesterday's fish mushy peas mouldy potatoes a box of dead mice over-cooked pasta a stale biscuit a wedge of blue cheese cat biscuits Brussels sprouts a plate of soggy nachos

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