Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an American spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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