Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an American spy throwing …

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turkey twizzlers cat biscuits over-cooked pasta stale bread the last Rolo stinky tofu a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas a stale biscuit Brussels sprouts

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