Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a British spy throwing …

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over-cooked pasta canned prunes a stale biscuit a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice yesterday's fish the last Rolo mouldy potatoes stale bread cat biscuits

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