Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Brazilian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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