Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Brazilian spy throwing …

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a wedge of blue cheese turkey twizzlers a box of dead mice stale bread a stale biscuit yesterday's fish mushy peas the last Rolo a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes

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