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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a Brazilian
spy
singing
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Puerto Rican
South Sudanese
Nepalese
Belarusian
Zambian
Afghan
Indian
Turks and Caicos Islander
Sudanese
Australian
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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