Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Botswanan spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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