Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Botswanan spy throwing …

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cat biscuits a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers soggy lettuce a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta canned prunes Brussels sprouts the last Rolo mushy peas

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