Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Zimbabwean spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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