Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Zimbabwean spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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