Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Zimbabwean spy throwing …

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Brussels sprouts a wedge of blue cheese over-cooked pasta the last Rolo canned prunes soggy lettuce mushy peas cat biscuits a box of dead mice a plate of soggy nachos

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