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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a Zimbabwean
spy
throwing
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mouldy potatoes
stinky tofu
over-cooked pasta
mushy peas
cat biscuits
Brussels sprouts
turkey twizzlers
a box of dead mice
soggy lettuce
canned prunes
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