Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Vincentian spy throwing …

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stale bread soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers mouldy potatoes yesterday's fish stinky tofu a plate of soggy nachos the last Rolo cat biscuits a box of dead mice

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