Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Venezuelan spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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