Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Venezuelan spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

stale bread a stale biscuit a box of dead mice canned prunes stinky tofu cat biscuits Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos yesterday's fish

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.