Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Citizen of Vanuatu spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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