Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Citizen of Vanuatu spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mushy peas cat biscuits turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts the last Rolo canned prunes a stale biscuit a wedge of blue cheese stale bread soggy lettuce

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