Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Vatican citizen spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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