Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Vatican citizen spy throwing …

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mouldy potatoes stinky tofu a box of dead mice over-cooked pasta canned prunes a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese mushy peas the last Rolo yesterday's fish

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