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The train delay
My train was delayed by
an Uzbek
spy
being chased by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a crocodile 🐊
a venomous snake 🐍
a tiger 🐯
a pufferfish 🐡
a wild boar 🐗
a turkey 🦃
a lynx 😺
a lion 🦁
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