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The train delay

My train was delayed by an Uzbek spy being chased by

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁
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