Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Ugandan spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.