Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Ugandan spy throwing …

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Brussels sprouts over-cooked pasta stale bread mouldy potatoes stinky tofu yesterday's fish the last Rolo canned prunes turkey twizzlers soggy lettuce

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