Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Ugandan spy singing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

... a national anthem nursery rhymes Lady Gaga Ariana Grande Lewis Capaldi Gangnam Style Taylor Swift the Spice Girls Rammstein hip-hop

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