Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Turks and Caicos Islander spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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