Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Turks and Caicos Islander spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice stinky tofu over-cooked pasta turkey twizzlers canned prunes the last Rolo mushy peas Brussels sprouts

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