Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Turkmen spy being chased by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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