Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Turkmen spy throwing …

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yesterday's fish a plate of soggy nachos cat biscuits stinky tofu mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese a stale biscuit Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice soggy lettuce

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