Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Turkmen spy throwing …

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stinky tofu stale bread soggy lettuce canned prunes yesterday's fish cat biscuits Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice mushy peas mouldy potatoes

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