Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Turkish spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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