Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Turkish spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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