Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Turkish spy throwing …

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a box of dead mice yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts mouldy potatoes turkey twizzlers stale bread stinky tofu soggy lettuce cat biscuits mushy peas

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