Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Turkish spy throwing …

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soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos stinky tofu canned prunes a stale biscuit mushy peas a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese yesterday's fish stale bread

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