Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Tristanian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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