Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Tristanian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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