Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Tristanian spy throwing …

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a stale biscuit a wedge of blue cheese stale bread mouldy potatoes cat biscuits Brussels sprouts mushy peas the last Rolo stinky tofu over-cooked pasta

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