Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Tristanian spy throwing …

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canned prunes the last Rolo mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce stale bread over-cooked pasta a wedge of blue cheese turkey twizzlers a box of dead mice mushy peas

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