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The train delay

My train was delayed by a Tongan spy being chased by

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡
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