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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a Tongan
spy
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a box of dead mice
the last Rolo
mushy peas
turkey twizzlers
soggy lettuce
a plate of soggy nachos
a wedge of blue cheese
Brussels sprouts
stinky tofu
canned prunes
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