Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Togolese spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the last Rolo stale bread Brussels sprouts over-cooked pasta stinky tofu mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes a box of dead mice

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