Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Algerian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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