Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Algerian spy throwing …

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yesterday's fish mushy peas the last Rolo turkey twizzlers a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta stinky tofu Brussels sprouts a stale biscuit canned prunes

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