Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Swazi spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wedge of blue cheese cat biscuits a box of dead mice stinky tofu yesterday's fish turkey twizzlers over-cooked pasta soggy lettuce mushy peas stale bread

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