Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Stateless spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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