Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Stateless spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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