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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a Stateless
spy
throwing
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
stale bread
Brussels sprouts
the last Rolo
mouldy potatoes
cat biscuits
a wedge of blue cheese
over-cooked pasta
stinky tofu
soggy lettuce
yesterday's fish
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