Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Stateless spy throwing …

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Brussels sprouts stinky tofu stale bread a plate of soggy nachos the last Rolo cat biscuits over-cooked pasta canned prunes soggy lettuce a wedge of blue cheese

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