Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Belizean spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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