Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Belizean spy throwing …

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the last Rolo soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta stinky tofu a wedge of blue cheese stale bread mushy peas yesterday's fish canned prunes

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