Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Sri Lankan spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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