Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Sri Lankan spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

over-cooked pasta the last Rolo Brussels sprouts stale bread mushy peas a stale biscuit stinky tofu mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos

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