Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Spanish spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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