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The train delay

My train was delayed by a South Sudanese spy being chased by

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗
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