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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a South Sudanese
spy
being chased by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗
a hyena 🐺
a cheetah 😺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a venomous snake 🐍
a turkey 🦃
a bull 🐮
a lion 🦁
a rhinoceros 🦏
a wild boar 🐗
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