Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a South Sudanese spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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