Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a South Sudanese spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

canned prunes yesterday's fish mushy peas a box of dead mice turkey twizzlers over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos stale bread cat biscuits a stale biscuit

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