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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a South Sudanese
spy
throwing
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
stale bread
a plate of soggy nachos
turkey twizzlers
mouldy potatoes
stinky tofu
cat biscuits
a box of dead mice
soggy lettuce
over-cooked pasta
a stale biscuit
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