Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a South Korean spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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