Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a South Korean spy throwing …

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over-cooked pasta turkey twizzlers yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce a stale biscuit the last Rolo stale bread cat biscuits mouldy potatoes

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